Have any of you heard of those giant microbe toys? They’re toys designed to look like a single cell of different diseases or bodily…things, except a million times bigger than the actual cells.

My dog was playing with one. I was going to get upset with her for taking stuff out of my room but then I realized which one she was playing with.

It was rabies.

My dog had rabies.


conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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sliceofbri:

guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge

don’t tell me representation isn’t important

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amypop:

I’m so angry. I will stay angry.

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fynneyseas:

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

WATCH THE VIDEO, THEY DO A NOT ALL MEN BIT AT THE END

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postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

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Personal update! (To anyone who cares)

1. I got a puppy. I posted a picture of her earlier. For now, she’s called booger. Trust me, it’s a very appropriate name.

2. I love my job. So much. 

3. For those who don’t know, and that’s probably most of you, I work at a theatre that’s in the round, as a cashier for the concessions booth(s). So backstage is all of the hallways in the promenade (I think that’s what they call it). Which means during the shows the actors are running around doing stuff.

4. I have an awesome new actor friend who’s mom owns a dance school that looks like an amazing opportunity to get back into dancing. And we’re going to be best friends.

5. I am unbelievably, disgustingly excited for the next show of the season, Brigadoon. Kilts, accents, attractive men in kilts (yes, I know I mentioned kilts twice but…kilts), possibly bagpipes. Another actor in the show came through my concession line the other day and I was fangirling real hard when he brought out the accent. We’re going to be best friends, too. Yes.

So far, life is pretty good. There’s other shit going down, but we’re ignoring all of that right now.


velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

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