Hi, I'm Cassie. I like things.
|(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)|
|Me:||“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”|
|(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)|
|Mother:||“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”|
|Boy:||“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”|
|Mother:||“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”|
|Boy:||“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”|
|(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)|
|Boy:||*sips* “Gotham is safe.”|
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book